[Lyrics][Miku] Kareshi no Saifu ga Magic Tape Shiki datta / I Found Out My BF Had a Velcro Wallet

lyrics & music: Hobonichi P mp3 karaoke
*I use Macron when romanizing.

dōshite dōshite
anata no saifu wa
magic tape

senaka ni tsuki sasu
misejū no shisen
kizuka nai no

hajimete haitta ita meshi no omise
trendy drama to onaji

oshare na funiki choppiri kinchō
otona ni chikazuita kibun

table de kaikei suru koto ni
sukoshi tomadotta anata

shiharai wa ore ni makasero danante
saifu o tori dashita

dōshite dōshite
anata no saifu wa
magic tape

misejū ni hibiku
bari bari noise ni
itatamare nai

dōshite dōshite
oshare na omise de
sore o daseru no?

mawari no okyaku no
tsumetai shisen ni
kōri tsukisō

hajimete tanonda ika sumi no pasta
yūki o dashite hitokuchi me

ringuine tte nowa "shita" no koto dayo tte
anata ga unchiku o kataru

dessert no tiramisu o tabete
isshun ki o nuita toki

shiharai wa ore ni makasero danante
seifu o tori dashita

dōshite dōshite
anata no saifu wa
magic tape

senaka ni tsuki sasu
misejū no shisen
kizuka nai no

dōshite dōshite
imada ni sonnano
tsukatte iru no

okyūryō datte
waruku nain dashi
kanben shite yo

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彼氏の財布がマジックテープ式だった
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どうしてどうして

あなたの財布は

マジックテープ

背中に突き刺す

店中の視線

気づかないの

初めて入ったイタ飯のお店

トレンディドラマと同じ

お洒落な雰囲気ちょっぴり緊張

大人に近づいた気分

テーブルで会計することに

少し戸惑ったあなた

支払いは俺に任せろだなんて

財布を取り出した

どうしてどうして

あなたの財布は

マジックテープ

店中に響く

バリバリノイズに

いたたまれない

どうしてどうして

お洒落なお店で

それを出せるの？

周りのお客の

冷たい視線に

凍りつきそう

初めて頼んだイカスミのパスタ

勇気を出して一口目

リングイネってのは「舌」のことだよって

あなたが薀蓄を語る

デザートのティラミスを食べて

一瞬気を抜いたとき

支払いは俺に任せろだなんて

財布を取り出した

どうしてどうして

あなたの財布は

マジックテープ

背中に突き刺す

店中の視線

気づかないの

どうしてどうして

いまだにそんなの

使っているの

お給料だって

悪くないんだし

勘弁してよ

[non singable translation] thx to lordxwillie & Neibaku for proofreading

Wtf, why do you have a Velcro wallet?
Don't you feel everyone's cold stares behind your back?

The Italian restaurant we went to for the first time
Looks as cool as the ones in classy TV shows

I was a teeny bit nervous because of its stylishness
But I felt I've become mature

When we paid at the table,
You looked a little confused
"You can count on me for the bill," you took out your wallet

Wtf, why do you have a Velcro wallet?
The Velcro sound resonated throughout the restaurant
I was really embarrassed

How dare you, how could you dare take that out
In a classy restaurant like this?
The cold looks around us made me feel like my blood was freezing

I ordered spaghetti with squid ink for the first time
I took the first bite with courage

"Linguine means little tongues," you showed off your knowledge
Eating tiramisù that moment felt like I was on cloud nine
"You can count on me for the bill," you took out your wallet

Wtf, why do you have a Velcro wallet?
Don't you feel everyone's cold stares behind your back?

Wtf, why do you still have a wallet like that?
Your salary isn't that low
Give me a break!