Lyrics with romaji
バレて暴れて遊ばれてさ 惚れた腫れたの馬鹿騒ぎ
bare te abare te asobare tesa horeta hareta o baka sawagi
晴れて憐れな孤軍奮闘 誠心誠意誰かのせいに！
hare te aware na kogun funtou seishin seii dareka no sei ni!
目立つ剥奪身の毛よだつ 切った張ったの恋模様
medatsu hakudatsu minoke yodatsu kitta hatta no koi moyou
乱し見出す机上論理 景気良く飲み結局ロンリー！
midashi miidasu kijou ron'ri keiki yoku nomi kekkyoku ronri-
酔いから醒めて 窮めて耐え難い感情は何度目だ？
yoi kara same te kiwame te tae gatai kanjou wa nan dome da?
恋に盲目 故に度を越す空回り もう終わり 同じことの繰り返しで
koi ni moumoku yue ni do wo kosu kara mawari mou owari onaji koto no kuri kaeshi de
視線が合ってその気になって そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
shisen ga atte sono ki ni natte sohi tara crazy tomara na Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って 僅か3日で想い破れて
furagu tsukutte hashi kara otte wazuka mikka de omoi yabure te
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで 5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
kayowai mon de daibu hekon de itsuka nekon de tsugi no koi Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って いくらなんでも勇者すぎる？
tsuppashitte michi ayamatte ikura nan demo yuusha sugiru?
さあ、思考回路を疑え！
saa shikou kairo wo utagae!
なぜか泣かれて焼かれちゃってさ 想いを込めたラブレター
naze ka nakare te yakare chatte sa omoi wo kometa rabu reta-
100枚綴り起承転結 しっかりペンで日刊ペース！
hyaku mai tsuzuri kichou ten'ketsu shikkari pen de nikkan pe-su
見ざる聞かざる制止せざる 周りの人の好判断
mi zaru kika zaru seishi sezaru mawari no hito no kou han'dan
それは苦心の以心伝心 "楽しいから、放っておこうか"
sore wa kushin no ishin den'shin "tanoshii kara houtte okou ka"
経験値はゼロからむしろマイナスに傾いて
keiken chi wa zero kara mushiro mainasu ni katamui te
恋に真剣 故に重症 おクスリは容易にはドロップ致しませんので！
koi ni shinken yueni juushou o kusuri wa youi niwa doroppu itashima sen node
視線が合ってその気になって そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
shisen ga atte sono ki ni natte soshi tara crazy tomarana Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って 僅か3日で想い破れて
furagu tsukutte hashi kara otte wazuka mikka de omoi yabure te
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで 5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
kayoiwa mon de daibu hekon de itsuka nekon de tsugi no koi Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って いくらなんでも勇者すぎる？
tsuppashitte michi ayamatte ikura nan'demo yuusha sugiru
さあ、思考回路を疑え！
saa shikou kairo wo utagae!
ひとつ！視線が合ったらこっそり離れよう。
hitotsu! shisen ga attara kossori hanare you
ふたつ！優しくしちゃったらゆっくり逃げよう。
futatsu! yasashiku shichattara yukkuri nige you
みっつ！長く喋ったらどっかに隠れよう。恋されちゃうぞ！
mittsu! nagaku shabettara dokka ni kakure you koi sare chau zo!
よっつ！時折きっついビンタをしよう。
yottsu! tokiori kittsui binta wo shiyou
いつつ！往復ビンタも効果的だよ。
itsutsu! oufuku binta mo kouka teki dayo
いっそ、きっちり世間の厳しさをどうか教えてやって！
isso kicchiti seken no kibishisa wo douka oshiete yatte!
視線が合ってその気になって そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
shisen ga atte sono ki ni natte soshi tara crazy tomarana Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って 僅か3日で想い破れて
furagu tsukutte hashi kara otte wazuka mikka de omoi yabure te
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで 5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
ka yowai mon de daibu hekon de itsuka nekon de tsugi no koi Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って いくらなんでも勇者すぎる？
tsuppashitte michi ayamatte ikura nan demo yuusha sugiru?
さあ、思考回路を疑え！
saa shikou kairo wo utagae!
世間に負けるな、恋愛勇者！！
seken ni makeru na ren'ai yuusha!!
English translation
Exposed, went wild, got played — a ridiculous mess of falling in and out of love.
Now officially a pitiful solo fighter — earnestly blaming it all on someone else!
Striking and terrifying — a push-and-pull love story.
Making up wild theories, drinking cheerfully — and ending up lonely as usual!
Sober again — how many times have I felt this unbearable pain?
Blinded by love, going too far, running in circles — it's over, same thing again.
Eyes meet, I get into it — then it’s crazy and I just can’t stop, yeah!
Set up flags, knock them down — my feelings crushed in just three days.
Fragile me got super down — stayed in bed for five days, then on to the next love, yeah!
Rushing ahead, choosing the wrong path — isn’t that way too heroic?
Come on, question your brain’s wiring!
For some reason they cried and burned it — the love letter I poured my heart into.
A hundred pages with intro, twist, and end — steadily penned at a daily pace!
See no evil, hear no evil, do nothing — good call by those around me.
It’s silent understanding from experience — ‘Looks fun, let’s just leave it alone.’
My XP? Probably dipped below zero by now.
Dead serious about love, now gravely wounded — sorry, that healing item doesn’t drop easily!
Eyes meet, I get into it — then it’s crazy and I just can’t stop, yeah!
Set up flags, knock them down — my feelings crushed in just three days.
Fragile me got super down — stayed in bed for five days, then on to the next love, yeah!
Rushing ahead, choosing the wrong path — isn’t that way too heroic?
Come on, question your brain’s wiring!
One! If your eyes meet, quietly walk away.
Two! If you're too nice, back off slowly.
Three! If you talk too long, go hide somewhere. They’ll fall for you!
Four! Give a hard slap once in a while.
Five! A double-slap combo works wonders too.
Seriously, please just teach them how harsh the world is!
Eyes meet, I get into it — then it’s crazy and I just can’t stop, yeah!
Set up flags, knock them down — my feelings crushed in just three days.
Fragile me got super down — stayed in bed for five days, then on to the next love, yeah!
Rushing ahead, choosing the wrong path — isn’t that way too heroic?
Come on, question your brain’s wiring!
Don’t lose to the world, brave love warrior!!
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